Game of Beans

You, Sean Bean, a retired actor and hobbyist bean farmer, have enraged the locals by starring in too few movies featuring your own grisly death.

You must protect your farm with the only defence you have - your body! Throw yourself in front of the flaming arrows to prevent them from setting your farm ablaze! In the unlikely event that your farm catches fire, you must hurl your body onto the flames to smother them! Careful that Sean doesn’t get too crispy himself though! Toss Beany into the well to cool him down and reduce his crispyness.

Any likeness to real-life actor Sean Bean is purely coincidental…

Controls:

Click and hold the mouse to move (not) Sean Bean’s body. 

Created by OuterCube:

• Art - Aidan Parr
• Audio - Marcus Galic
• Code - Adam Judd
• Code - Noah de Win

This game does not constitute medical advice, and should not be relied upon as such

Ahoy! Here's the boring bit, but we'd appreciate you reading anyway. This game is totally free, and isn’t intended as a commercial product. This game might feature some elements from other media, or bear resemblance to real people or places. We always include such references in good faith, and purely for satirical or comedic purposes.